Ulf Böhnkes Lifejournal

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The Hitchhiker's guide has the following to say about sequels:
Sequels are designed to appeal to the people, who have seen the original movie.
Typically, they begin with a scene of the main characters of the earlier work, who very shortly have something even more utterly fantastic happen to them that somebody had to make another movie about it.
Often this section is accompanied by the introduction of the new characters of the sequel.
The goal is to create a piece of celluloid that is original, wile it's also reminescient of the former work, intelligent and provocative, in other words, even more things blowing up, occasionally interrupted by girls in bikinis.
Generally, sequels also feature more heartless evil villains, more hideous creatures, more dolphins, more physical violence, and, of course, the promise of the return of the true love.
And lastly, there is a finale, often set to rock music, that is designed to blow away whatever plot there was left in the movie.
This culminates in the biggest explosion possible and the reveal of the happy end, followed by the hint at a further sequel so that the audience might plan the next years of their lifes accordingly.



But it's a fake. And I didn't even like the first movie that much.
(Sorry about the unoriginal adaption of the original trailer.)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_As_Possible

Re: This Shortpacked comic

Iron Man has got to decide on which side of the fourth wall he wants to be. If he is just an “actor” working for Marvel, then his attacks at the other “actors” don’t work, because they haven’t got a free will either. If he’s a real person, then he’s just looking for an excuse. “The Devil made me do it.”

About the Hulk: Maybe she is angry, because Iron Man broke the law, hen he shot the Hulk into space. If I caught a criminal and shot him into space, I would go to jail.

About Spider-Man: The unmasking was Iron Man’s idea. And Spider-Man isn’t attacking anyone. He is stopping criminals. Normal policeman occasionally insult criminals, too, if Hollywood is to be believed.

Clone Thor: see above. Either actor or person. It may not have been your idea, but you didn’t stop it.

Civil Rights: Registering the Super-heroes or unmasking them is right. Incarcerating or drafting them for life isn’t.

Prima Donnas: I will leave to Iron Man’s readers to decide how many times he broke the law to protect his ongoing soap opera.

I've got to admit the spam headlines are becoming more interesting.

"There are two crystallographically distinct KI ions."

Sounds neat. I wish it was beam technology spam.

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Meme from A Trout In The Milk
Create your own MAXI-Crossover.


Remember all the secret organizations in the Marvel universe? They didn’t do much in the last years, did they? Still each of them has the manpower and the ressources to fight any super-hero team. Even when they lose, there is no doubt that other cells still exist - hoarding their weapons and planning for the future...

And the future is now! AIM attacks Chicago! HYDRA takes San Francisco! The Master of the World rules Toronto! All over the world Weapons of Mass Destruction attack!

The heroes strike back, but soon they realize - the combined attack wasn’t planned! And the villains start to fight each other while the heroes can only save the innocents. A random group of super-heroes finds the incredible truth: Somebody manipulates all of the secret organizations from within. And when this is over, he will rule the world from his throne or from the shadows...




Of course this is not connected to CONTROL.

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